That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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