I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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