I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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