just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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