we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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