The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Randomize
