have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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