Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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