My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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