Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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