Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Life is so much better after having sex.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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