sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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