everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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