Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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