Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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