: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize