so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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