I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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