It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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