after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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