the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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