GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
