It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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