I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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