David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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