3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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