You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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