was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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