ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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