Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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