Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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