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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
then he tried to convert me to islam
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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