On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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