you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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