So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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