i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We just shotgunned beers for America
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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