im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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