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That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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