How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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