just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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