I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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