do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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