I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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