ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Can I color on your dick again?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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