he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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