im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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