new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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