I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Do vagina's smell?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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