Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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