i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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