I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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