two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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