you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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