Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me