Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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