trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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