wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize