She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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