unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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