Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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